Welcome to Etranz LLC.
Yeah, this is one of those boring corporate sites, intent upon telling you how amazing we are. Ok, it’s not really one of those, it’s just that we had the domain registered and thought maybe we should put something here in case somebody was looking for us.
… and here you are
Well, here we go, Etranz LLC is incorporated in North Carolina, U.S.A. and has it’s hideaway in a little town called Fuquay Varina. Yeah it’s a weird name, but don’t blame us, we didn’t come up with the name.
What do we do? Good question, glad you asked it. We do everything that we do , on the internet. We have a website that sells leads to network marketers which has been operating for a heap of time, about 9 or 10 years. It’s called Apache Leads and is pretty successful and has a cool video on the site and even has it’s own Apache Leads YouTube Channel. Did you notice how I got some good keyword links in there? I didn’t spend all this time on the internet just wasting time on the Apache Leads FaceBook Page. Wow, did you see that? I did the keyword linking thing again.
Ok enough of these shenanigans, what else do we do, let’s see, not much to tell you the truth. oh yes, we develop iPhone Apps. Well we aren’t that great at it, we have developed four so far, 1 was rejected by the little gremlins at Apple, 2 have been accepted and another 1 is waiting for approval. The rejected one was really cool, you could set the screen up so that as soon as someone touched it a huge crack would appear where their finger touched. apple reckon people would be too alarmed and really believe the screen had been shattered. Maybe that’s a reflection on their families, who am I to judge.
Splatz is quite possibly the world’s most stupid and juvenile app ever invented, so if you like that kind of thing then go grab it for free. Kid’s Party Planner is pretty much what it says in the name and is pretty boring except if you are planning a kids party then it might be of some use to you but i can’t promise anything.
Well that’s about all I can show you at the moment, we are working on some new cool stuff but it’s not ready to share yet. I’m sure you will be just waiting with bated breath for some new announcement…. ok so you won’t and yes I would be surprised if you even read down this far.
Oh yes, Etranz is owned by me, Don Reid and I would rather be traveling having some adventures than sitting here writing this drivel. When traveling I seem to be some sort of magnet to weird adventures, some of which are on my personal blog. for instance, you may be interested to read about how some bad Russian girls drugged me in a bar in Riga, Latvia
That’s it, there is no more…so go… go on, go and do something productive